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Know your State Motto.
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't
Own It Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
leave Your Money)
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Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Are Real Good
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Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism
Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For
Most Tax
Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About
Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask
About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New
Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer
##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New
York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
an Attorney
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North
Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode
Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't
Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee:
The Educashun State
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Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun
By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West
Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared ...
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